A child asked his father, 'How were people born?' His father said, 'Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made babies, and so on.' The child then went to his mother and asked the same question. She told him, 'We were monkeys, then we evolved.' The confused child went back to his father and said, 'You lied to me!' His father replied, 'No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.'