A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables when a voice said, 'Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, but saw a parrot. The parrot repeated, 'Jesus is watching you.' The burglar asked, 'What's your name?' 'Moses,' the bird replied. 'What kind of people name their parrot Moses?' 'The same kind who name their Rottweiler Jesus.'